those are pretty lights

HAHAHA GRANDMA

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:55:16 GMT

She is all: When I was your age, I had two little boys! Gosh! I'd sure like some great grandchildren (despite the fact that she has two grandchildren yet has done little to appreciate/take advantage of us?)

I'm 21... she's been saying this since I was 19. Christ almighty.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSAk7eitlDs

and I have no one to tell it to...

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:36:23 GMT

my face is raw from wiping away tears.

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:35:51 GMT

The Quiet World
by Jeffrey McDaniel

In an effort to get people to look
into each other's eyes more,
and also to appease the mutes,
the government has decided
to allot each person exactly a hundred
and sixty-seven words, per day.

When the phone rings, I put it to my ear
without saying hello. In the restaurant
I point at chicken noodle soup.
I am adjusting well to the new way.

Late at night, I call my long distance lover,
proudly say I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.

When she doesn't respond,
I know she's used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
After that, we just sit on the line
and listen to each other breathe.

MOAR LJ

Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:48:42 GMT

my greatest goal in life at the moment is to spend more time on livejournal

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 00:36:33 GMT

So many means of self-destruction, so little time.

incase you wanted to be added...

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 18:13:04 GMT

this journal sucks.